Stamp the Waste
Bureaucracy bloated. Red tape shredded. The gold seal lands where waste used to live.
SOLANA · PUMP.FUN · LIVE
COGECOIN — Commission on Government Efficiency. The next runner of DOGE. A tuxedo-cat medallion for the people who actually work.
THE BRIEFING
Editorial energy. Meme velocity. Zero paperwork cosplay.
Public post. Not an endorsement — $COGE is not affiliated with the mayor or the city.
DOGE COGE
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani on X
Bureaucracy bloated. Red tape shredded. The gold seal lands where waste used to live.
Same spirit. Fresh stage. A tuxedo commissioner for the working people timeline.
Born for pump.fun energy. Fast rails. Loud culture. No permission slips.
Premium finish. Chaotic heart. The medallion is the star — everything else is the chorus.
MEMETIC WALL
Eight sealed scenes. Save them. Blast them. The theater never sleeps.
FREE TOY · NO WALLET
Smash the button. Drop a gold approval on the stage. Pure theater — nothing leaves your browser.
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Tap APPROVE to ink the stage
SOLANA · 4 STEPS
Phantom or Solflare. Confirm the contract before you swap.
Install Phantom or Solflare on mobile or browser extension.
Buy SOL on an exchange, then send it to your wallet address.
Copy the contract from the chip above, or open the pump.fun page and match it before you buy.
Open the chart / pump.fun link, confirm the CA, smash swap. Welcome to the theater.
DEX SCREENER
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JOIN THE CHORUS
Follow the seal on X.